I hope you all enjoy drinking and partying it up! I, on the other hand, am still sick so unfortunately won’t be participating in anything for the next few days.
I’ll just leave this here for you:
…hopefully you’re more amused than offended.
I hope everyone has a lovely day!
AKA “Candy Sales Eve” and “Single People Cry Bitterly Into Their Alcohol Day” and “Welp. It’s First Mother’s Day Again.”
No original content today. Just puppies. Hope this makes you feel better, like it makes me feel better.
I need the resources to do this. We didn’t really make a lot of food this holiday 
And a ninja. Christmas ninja!
Casting call out for a ninja!
Also, go team internet! Another fine example of someone Youtube viewers gave power to who does something great with that power; and didn’t, ya know, abuse it because it makes it easier to get laid that way.
No. Seriously.
Because I, and many of my peers, colleagues, and supervisors all over the world drink this black gold everyday, all day, and are chemically and behaviorally reliant on it for our daily functions…
The happiness and pride these people take in their coffee feels so much more genuine than the, at times hostile, song and dance the coffee geeks and small-batch packagers that I live around do. At most, the people around me teach me something about coffee in their weird, myopically western way.
Also, to balance out this anthropological episode, I bring you
So be careful with your intake and try to get your body’s worth of sleep!
I forgot how much I like rap.
Jo Malone’s Rain and Angelica review coming first thing tomorrow morning!
I hereby subtitle this: “An opus of my life, part 1.”
Pomelo girl thoughts 