When I wished for prince charming
A man so disarming
That I would fall into his arms
I dreamed of a man
Who could open up a can
Of brilliant ideas and words warm

And I’ve told you time and again
I really don’t need any more friends
But you’ve stuck with me straight to this end
But how…

Every night my candle goes out
And my room is cold and dark
Pick up a fairy tale I don’t know about
And read it just on a lark
And I’ll get another text interruption
Telling me of your diarrhea eruption;
I would anything for love
But I won’t do you.
DODO DODO.
Won’t do you!

…

I don’t even know.