Nerd food

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/08/functional-chocolate-legos-by-akihiro-mizuuchi

Edible Chocolate Legos Will Make Your Inner Child Go Nuts

CHOCOLATE LEGOS OH MY GOD THEY’RE STACKABLE. I want to make tons of little Lego battleships and maybe even attempt a famous tower (just maybe not the Space Needle because I would need round parts for that) before DEVOURING MY CREATIONS LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA WAS A PREGNANT FEMALE MUTANT LIZARD.

http://www.quirkbooks.com//post/keep-cool-national-ice-cream-month-book-inspired-flavors

On the other hand, apparently the imagined Whirled War Z Ben and Jerry’s flavor has no actual brain in it. Disappointing! They could have at least added Crunch Bits for some chocolate-y texture that kind of looks like brains.

Happy eating!

Smelly messages!

Of All the Scents to Send International, the Macaron

…but communal oPhones will be available to the public at the American Museum of Natural History for three consecutive weekends starting July 12. Other “hotspots,” as Edwards is calling them, will be located in Paris and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that anyone who has used oSnap (free on iTunes) will be able to upload photos and smell them.

Of All the Scents to Send International, the Macaron

Oh my god I’m so excited. The first scents they transmitted from Paris to New York via iPhone was a glass of champagne and a Pierre Hermé passion fruit macaron. That sounds heavenly! Do want.

And if you want need a contraption for yourself at home, consider contributing to the oPhone Indiegogo!

Personally, I think I’m just going to visit the museum and hope people don’t break it before I get there. And meanwhile, I’m going to go seek out a lesser macaron. And perhaps a glass of champagne.

Chocolate: three ways

Damian Allsop’s Water Chocolates

Having used and shaped chocolate in the past, this is intriguing to me because water was usually the bane of my existence. I can’t even imagine what the process would be to keep the chocolate from separating into an unappetizing grainy mess. It’s apparently about 10% less fat than regular chocolate, and I believe the chocolatiers when they say the process makes eating the chocolate a lot more of a pure chocolate taste experience. I wonder if it’s genuinely creamy, or if it’s more of a hard candy texture. Obviously, I really, really want to try it ;D

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I was also looking into some Latino literature and was thinking I would start reading Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel. Defying preset roles and destinies, growing the nerve to stand up to crazy people, and expressing oneself through food, complete with recipes? Sounds fantastic. In fact, a lot of Latino literature seems to include something food-related, generally as a mood indicator. I think that this common device, which, don’t get me wrong, is used in a lot of literature in a lot of cultures, is interestingly blatant. It’s very clear what Rebecca’s lime-eating tic in One Hundred Years of Solitude is supposed to indicate (though I’m sure there’s subtext in there that I haven’t yet examined), and Like Water for Chocolate creates a story where for a while, the biggest indicator of Tita’s emotions are her cooking (according to Goodreads, haha.) Antonio in Bless Me, Ultima is picked on for eating traditional Mexican food at school, an obvious indication of the difficulties of trying to stay true to both your roots and your leaves. It’s so clearly intertwined with descriptions of culture, it’s fascinating.

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And of course, we return to modernity: chocolate chicken.

Have you seen how incredible chocolate fried chicken looks?

Unfortunately, it’s on the other side of the country, so I guess I’ll build up my Type 2 Diabetes some other way. Sigh.

Bento Boxes

 

Bento Boxes

…are the best. Hobbyist culinary art at it’s most adorable. It also makes it easier to eat simple, wholesome foods with reasonable portion sizes. Notice that the majority of these lunches have lots of raw fruits and vegetables in them; way healthier than the cafeteria’s take on pizza or a fake McRib.

And in case you need miniature sauce containers, Amazon has you covered.