Things that starved me of life today:

1. Driving to Princeton.
2. Forgetting the fragrance I was going to wear.
3. Driving to Trenton.
4. Going to the DMV.
5. Driving from Trenton to Edison.
6. All of the edible spots in Edison being on the other side of the road.
7. Driving around Edison during rush hour.
8. Driving around Edison and having to convince every cop blocking a road that you belong on that road because you’re working the event they’re blocking.
9. Driving home from Edison when there’s construction going on and the local roads are dark as hell.
10. Being really hungry but knowing that 11:40PM is not a good time to be eating anything.

Fortunately, Mr. Chokkattu bought me naeng myeon and Chow Chow puppies exist and I love them. Life restored.